LET'S TALK ABOUT... TAMPONS

As much as we shudder at the idea of gender-specific blog posts, this one is for people with vaginas. To be more specific, this one is for all the vaginas who happen to be travelling through the Philippines and want to know where the fuck all the tampons are.

KALANGGAMAN ISLAND

We tend to file things under “must go” and “meh”. Kalanggaman Island is firmly in the MUST GO file. The award for the most photogenic island goes to Kalanggaman.

EL NIDO, PHILIPPINES

We’ve got to be honest, planning a trip to El Nido was like stabbing around in the fucking dark. The photos online look amazing so the physical beauty of the place was never in question. The question was “but whats it like?”

SPA IN UBUD, BALI

Cheap spa’s, expensive spas, pretentious spas, Aruveydic spas, spas with “extras” (ahem), spas with gurus, spas with yoga, spas on the side of the street, spas in hotels, OMG blah blah blah….  The overwhelming amount of spa’s in Ubud is the head fuck of all head fucks.